What's up with New England anyway, it's over to hundred years old. Last time I checked, that's not that new.

You know what's kind of ironic? A quote from Helen Keller.

Lessons learned from The Little Mermaid, #46: If you daughter is being insubordinate, go into her room and blow everything up.

Why do they say severe thunderstorms? Have you ever seen a thunderstorm that wasn’t severe?

why when you eat fast food it makes you slower?

Why do girls have to so confusing?

I think you can measure the amount of Divine Intervention in your life by how much Irony you experience.

As read just above the gap on a public toilet door: "beware! dwarf limbo dancers"

do you ever tell someone your age and then realize that that hasnt been your age in years?

The next time someone tells you evolution doesn't exist... point them to a different human race.