if you spin an oriental person in a circle three times do they become disoriented?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
if you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
how is it possible to have a civil war?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
one nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
if the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009
why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?
Brian said so on February 7th, 2009